Diary of Disconcertion

Let me begin this, my very first post, by giving you, (certainly an unfortunate soul to have stumbled upon a manifestation of the cooky confines of my less than normal thought process), a brief summary of what exactly my blog will concern, and what has brought me to bother with such.

Firstly, let me explain the less than politically correct title, and in doing so, the theme of my blog. It is a perfect representation of the content that this page will be composed of, in that it is completely random. I have no one topic of which I wish to write. Included will be current events, world wide, or in my life, (not that I have one, heck, I'm writing a BLOG for Bonds sake!) political, spiritual, it doesn't matter, and my personal philosophy on such. You will encounter innumerable spelling and grammatticall errors, for which I am sorry but I cannot, of course, be held responsible for my own mistakes and will gladly blame the first to volunteer.

Now to explain my purpose in writing this blog. I am not in any way athletic, nor am I skilled in the numbers. Can't draw - can't sing to any considerable degree - poetry is a hassle, and anything mechanical is Icelandic to me. The only activity which requires any considerable amount of voluntary effort to accomplish that I enjoy participating in is creative writing. A friend of mine, seeing this, informed me of the whole "Blog" thing, and recommended it. So here I am. I am not, as you should have perceived by this time, a very serious person, and suffer from an unshakable habit of using heavy elements of satire, sarcasm, and randomosity which, unless I am mistaken, isn't even a word, but let's continue. In my postings, I hope to entertain you. This is my only goal. I think. Please enjoy.